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Shitmeet 

A meeting or gathering of some sort that you have to go to that is complete bull shit.
"Oh man! I am sorry I can't meet you for a coffee later as I have a shitmeet at 5 o'clock"
Shitmeet by dusty-boots January 20, 2009
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shitmester 

(Noun) A college semester in which one's schedule is composed of mainly requisite and difficult courses that do not pertain to their major, minor, or area of interest.
Victoria: "Registering for classes makes me want to throw up."
Erin: "I know, Spring '15 is going to be a shitmester."
Victoria: "SAME- I'm taking poly science and a science lab... I'm a communications major."
shitmester by Collegestudent22 November 6, 2014

Shitmentum 

Noun.
When things get so bad that they start to overwhelm. Like momentum, but much less entertaining
As she walked into her boss's office, she could feel the shitmentum building.
Shitmentum by Susan L. Wordsmith August 13, 2011

Shitment 

The biggest dump you will ever take in your life, presumably one that takes an hour to squeeze out.
Guy: (to his buddy) dude, I gotta go home.
Friend: What for?
Guy: I gotta hit the bathroom. I gotta huge shitment on the way.
Shitment by ShadowsFallAreGods October 17, 2009

last shitment 

The dump that you take right before leaving school or the workplace, usually because no one else is in the bathroom at this point.
Male 1- Hey man, you ready to go?

Male 2- Yeah dude just a sec, I gotta make my last shitment.
last shitment by A-Whack April 6, 2008

Shitmeter 

A liar. A jerk. A person who talks shit. A balding cunt
Smokey Rabinson shitmeter
Shitmeter by BifkinTruth December 28, 2010

Shitment 

Receiving an ordered item that vastly does not meet expectations. An item of poor quality despite professional ( or misleading) photos in the ad.
My Rolex from Thailand isn't quite the quality I expected from the company. This is the second shitment I received this week.
Shitment by letterman7 January 2, 2022
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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