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Shittyteenblog
Shittyteenblog is some white ass bitch who loves her followers. shes a bad ass who loves spongebob. cool right? she is a well known albino and has super blue eyes. her hair is redish which make her even cooler. everyone hates her just becuase shes cooler than everyone else. her tumblr is amazballs and she loves getting burned. her eyes are really far apart almost like the grand canyon (person who burned julie quote). i love her and she has like no followers so go follow her. she follows 101 people but only has 5 followers. bye. oh and she often refers to tumblr as tumbler.com
Shittyteenblog by imaloner December 15, 2012
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shitable
1. easy to shit on
2. used to describe a shitty situation
3. used to describe someone who's not attractive
2. used to describe a shitty situation
3. used to describe someone who's not attractive
1. I can't find a bathroom... you're shitable, lie down.
2. This meeting is so shitable.
3. Omg... he is so shitable
2. This meeting is so shitable.
3. Omg... he is so shitable
shitable by Nan and Hasoon January 22, 2004
shitabetes
shitabetes by Kathydumper August 20, 2009
shitalyzed
"Every time we go to Wal-Mart or Home Depot I get shitalyzed." Look at Bob he's been standin there lookin at them light bulbs for three hours. He must be shitalyzed!
shitalyzed by Charles Ham January 10, 2008
shitbate
shitbate by young n high February 27, 2010
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Pee Calculus
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