shitabyte

bigger than a fuckabyte

i just bought a shitabyte for my thousands of trump photos

by fineti October 19, 2021

Shittyteenblog

Shittyteenblog is some white ass bitch who loves her followers. shes a bad ass who loves spongebob. cool right? she is a well known albino and has super blue eyes. her hair is redish which make her even cooler. everyone hates her just becuase shes cooler than everyone else. her tumblr is amazballs and she loves getting burned. her eyes are really far apart almost like the grand canyon (person who burned julie quote). i love her and she has like no followers so go follow her. she follows 101 people but only has 5 followers. bye. oh and she often refers to tumblr as tumbler.com

person: hi
julie (shittyteenblog): bye

by imaloner December 15, 2012

shitable

1. easy to shit on
2. used to describe a shitty situation
3. used to describe someone who's not attractive

1. I can't find a bathroom... you're shitable, lie down.
2. This meeting is so shitable.
3. Omg... he is so shitable

by Nan and Hasoon January 22, 2004

shitabetes

Similar to "diabetes," a diagnosis for someone who has to frequently take a shit.

Dr. Ellett has to shit so much he has been diagnosed with shitabetes.

by Kathydumper August 20, 2009

Shitabyss

1.) A never ending hole full of shit
2.) A metephor which can be used in place of: jail, heaven, hell, or anywhere that is fucked up and life-ruining

If Ricky doesn't stop smoking weed and hash he will end up in the shitabyss.

by bm0591 February 22, 2006

shitalyzed

the need to shit so bad that you are paralyzed.

"Every time we go to Wal-Mart or Home Depot I get shitalyzed." Look at Bob he's been standin there lookin at them light bulbs for three hours. He must be shitalyzed!

by Charles Ham January 10, 2008

shitbate

When a person takes a shit and stops halfway to masterbate.

Ah man, I was taking a shit when I caught a glimps of myself and got horny and I hade to shitbate

by young n high February 27, 2010