3 definitions by Kathydumper

fecal position

1. Similar to the "fetal position," the posture that accompanies having to shit so bad that you cannot stand in an upright position.

2. also, a reference to the common postion of sitting down while taking a shit

After our date, Selena had to shit so bad she curled up on the floor in the "fecal position."

by Kathydumper August 25, 2009

shitabetes

Similar to "diabetes," a diagnosis for someone who has to frequently take a shit.

Dr. Ellett has to shit so much he has been diagnosed with shitabetes.

by Kathydumper August 20, 2009

Rock the House

similar to "blowing it up," when someone takes a shit that is so potent, it perfumes the entire house.

Selena had to leave the party at the condo because she knew her shit would "rock the house."

by Kathydumper August 25, 2009