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hey shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?

hey shitass 

A godly being that emerged from the depths of the Nether. On occasion, he rises to the overworld and asserts his dominance over meek Minecraftians. Shitass holds many powers such as speed-bridging and invincibility. He is a force to reckon with. You do not want to cross paths with Shitass.
Common Minecraftian: Hey shitass wanna see me speed bridge? Now you try it. He's never going to do it. Bad. You're bad, you fuvking suck.
Shitass: *speed*
Common Minecraftian: *audible suffering*
hey shitass by frggerz October 23, 2020

shit abyss 

The shit abyss by my understanding is a terrifying place of reckoning, a place and time where you will be forced to face yourself and your decisions. It is referenced by the great Mr. Lahey on the trailer park boys when warning Ricky about his shinanaigans.
"Rick, your going to be consumed by the abyss. You know what that is Rick, the shit abyss? In the abyss there's nothing but you and your character."
shit rope shit hawk shit apple mr. lahey
shit abyss by Genghis Chong July 1, 2014

shitasshat

One who causes, or nearly causes, an accident due to their preoccupation with their own little world due to masturbating, texting, sexting, or chewing gum while operating a motorized vehicle.
Damn, that shitasshat almost hit us!
shitasshat by Celvane July 26, 2011