shitabetes

Similar to "diabetes," a diagnosis for someone who has to frequently take a shit.

Dr. Ellett has to shit so much he has been diagnosed with shitabetes.

by Kathydumper August 20, 2009

shitabyte

bigger than a fuckabyte

i just bought a shitabyte for my thousands of trump photos

by fineti October 19, 2021

saltabetes

High blood pressure
A word I’m sure my family made up but I don’t know

If you don’t stop eating all that salt, you gonna get saltabetes

by 69;420 March 6, 2023