The product of
shitting yourself after being dumped, where you
look your former significant other directly in the
eyes, and then shit yourself, just to spite them.
She was wallowing smugly in the
joy of having dumped me, so I did the only
thing that a rational human being could do, and promptly produced an eye-watering dump
shit. I stared Sally right in her beady eyes, and shit myself, just to spite her. Who's the winner now, bitch?