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the occurrence of unexpectedly large amounts of diarrhea after one has sat down to take what he expected to be a "normal" poop.
Sorry I took so long, I didn't expect my bowel movements to turn out as a dumpshit!
Dumpshit by fuckinass October 24, 2010
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suck a dick dumbshit 

popularized by Sarah Lynn this common phrase is a respectful way to wish someone well when leaving a situation.
"My new catchphrase will be: Suck a dick dumbshit!"

dumbshit.wbk

a funny meme page owner, most amazing insta acc 2021, owned by big dick energy, mayar.
person: do you follow dumbshit.wbk?
other person: obviously theyre the reason i still have insta
person: hahaha
dumbshit.wbk by mayar’s lover June 24, 2021

dumbshittery 

Noun

The state or quality of being \"dumb as shit\" (see dumbshit)
\"Why must you continue with this most foul of dumbshittery?\"

\"I\'m afraid that your dumbshittery discloses far more in reference to your intelligence than you would wish to reveal!\"

\"WTF is with ur dumbshittery u fag?!!!\"
dumbshittery by Truest-Chaos April 26, 2005

Suck a dick dumbshits 

Same as "suck a dick dumbshit", but in plural.

"popularized by Sarah Lynn this common phrase is a respectful way to wish someone well when leaving a situation."
"My new catchphrase will be: Suck a dick dumbshits!"

dont put people on here dumbshits 

no one wants to know about your gay friends on a fucking dictionary.
teeheehee jim- a hot stud at my school ..... NO ONE GIVES A FUCKING CRUSTY ASSHOLE YOU DUMB CUNT STAIN

dumbshit 

Harmlessly clueless; having (or requiring) little in the way of mental ability.
Her boyfriend is nice, but he's just such a beer-drinking, football-watching dumbshit.

I love those totally dumbshit Will Ferrell comedies, like 'Anchorman.'
dumbshit by superba July 24, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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