shit dance 

The little dance you do when deciding to shit in the ultra gross public outhouse or walk the half mile to the clean indoor shower/toilet building at your favorite campground. You can't hold it anymore and succumb to the outhouse, surrounded in putrid stench.

Every morning I have to do the fucking "Shit Dance". If only i could wake up a little earlier.

shit dance by Zockoism January 22, 2018

Dance dance shit your pants 

the act of doing a dance while having diarrhea making you dance then dance again before finally shitting your pants. the actual shitting of your pants can vary it might be a little squeaker or it could be a full blown explosive black out diarrhea if this is the case the police might be after you because you most likely just killed who ever was in the room with you with your explosive, flammable diarrhea. The actual shitting of your pants is due to the dancing that had been happening earlier. Symptoms that dance dance shit your pants (DDSYP) is about to happen are: nausea, dancing with no control of your limbs, and a numb feeling in your lower extremities. A clear sign that the DDSYP is black out diarrhea is if start to spin uncontrollably, this due to the propulsion of the diarrhea. If you feel DDSYP coming on while at a club, highly populated party or family reunion get out of there because it will not end well.

(at a party)
Person 1: man i'm dancing with no control of my limbs and a numb feeling around my lower extremities
Person 2: are you spinning on your own?
Person 1: no it's uncontrollable
Person 2: OMG EVACUATE THE BUILDING THIS MAN HAS DANCE DANCE SHIT YOUR PANTS! LEAVE THE WEAK AND SMALL! EVERYBODY OUT!!!!!
Person 1: it's too late
(everyone dies)

Dance dance shit your pants by DDSYP case 0 November 15, 2010

the dancefloor shit trick

when you take a flaming dump on the dance floor
cause you always go to the dance bar down town
to get tipsy with your buds and avoid the tire slash
organizations of your city or prickle berry fairy ladies

My cousin could not weird dance this crazy bitch away from his dance spot so he finally rolled out the dancefloor shit trick as He and His friends had um nowhere else to dance anymore, as the smell was of the local sushi joint, Shiyaki's restaurant, as-if they forget yarbage day for yuhuck 3 weeks or more, poeyit tentially a periodT of a month, to be continued...

the dancefloor shit trick by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025

Mid-shittance 

When someone tries to talk to you or distract you in some form or fashion while you are trying to "drop the kids off at the pool."

An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.

My wife always wants to ask me what I think about her dress and interrupt me mid-shittance.

My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.

Mid-shittance by The Footlong .. and then some May 6, 2016

shitmancer 

A master in the act of producing shit in more ways than one.

Hey! Why is that guy coverd in shit?

Well you see we travel with a shitmancer.

shitmancer by wakandaforeverripchadwickbosem July 2, 2021

Shittance 

Portmanteau of “shit” and “pittance”. A condescendingly low or small amount, usually referring to fees for services rendered.

“They were offering me a shittance for a weekend of work, but I said yes because I needed the cash.”

Shittance by gryphon922 July 10, 2020