The little dance you do when deciding to shit in the ultra gross public outhouse or walk the half mile to the clean indoor shower/toilet building at your favorite campground. You can't hold it anymore and succumb to the outhouse, surrounded in putrid stench.
by Zockoism January 22, 2018
Get the shit dance mug.the act of doing a dance while having diarrhea making you dance then dance again before finally shitting your pants. the actual shitting of your pants can vary it might be a little squeaker or it could be a full blown explosive black out diarrhea if this is the case the police might be after you because you most likely just killed who ever was in the room with you with your explosive, flammable diarrhea. The actual shitting of your pants is due to the dancing that had been happening earlier. Symptoms that dance dance shit your pants (DDSYP) is about to happen are: nausea, dancing with no control of your limbs, and a numb feeling in your lower extremities. A clear sign that the DDSYP is black out diarrhea is if start to spin uncontrollably, this due to the propulsion of the diarrhea. If you feel DDSYP coming on while at a club, highly populated party or family reunion get out of there because it will not end well.
(at a party)
Person 1: man i'm dancing with no control of my limbs and a numb feeling around my lower extremities
Person 2: are you spinning on your own?
Person 1: no it's uncontrollable
Person 2: OMG EVACUATE THE BUILDING THIS MAN HAS DANCE DANCE SHIT YOUR PANTS! LEAVE THE WEAK AND SMALL! EVERYBODY OUT!!!!!
Person 1: it's too late
(everyone dies)
Person 1: man i'm dancing with no control of my limbs and a numb feeling around my lower extremities
Person 2: are you spinning on your own?
Person 1: no it's uncontrollable
Person 2: OMG EVACUATE THE BUILDING THIS MAN HAS DANCE DANCE SHIT YOUR PANTS! LEAVE THE WEAK AND SMALL! EVERYBODY OUT!!!!!
Person 1: it's too late
(everyone dies)
by DDSYP case 0 November 15, 2010
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My cousin could not weird dance this crazy bitch away from his dance spot so he finally rolled out the dancefloor shit trick as He and His friends had um nowhere else to dance anymore, as the smell was of the local sushi joint, Shiyaki's restaurant, as-if they forget yarbage day for yuhuck 3 weeks or more, poeyit tentially a periodT of a month, to be continued...
by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025
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An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.
An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.
My wife always wants to ask me what I think about her dress and interrupt me mid-shittance.
My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.
My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.
by The Footlong .. and then some May 6, 2016
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“They were offering me a shittance for a weekend of work, but I said yes because I needed the cash.”
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