shit shoulder

Carrying the shit on your shoulder.

My parent's shit fell on my shoulders. Now I walk around with a shit shoulder.

by Zockoism January 21, 2018

shit dance

The little dance you do when deciding to shit in the ultra gross public outhouse or walk the half mile to the clean indoor shower/toilet building at your favorite campground. You can't hold it anymore and succumb to the outhouse, surrounded in putrid stench.

Every morning I have to do the fucking "Shit Dance". If only i could wake up a little earlier.

by Zockoism January 22, 2018