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you should take his hand or he will kill you
?????: i'm the shirt man, take my hand
Kelly: no
?????: then u must DIE
shirt man by boi76 November 29, 2018
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sexy shirt man 

a fat red shirt wearing man typically used in memes. opposite of what his name is.
Revland Jones with a shirt
sexy shirt man by duuno January 24, 2017

Weezer Shirt Man 

The main character of the world renowned show "Wish It Was Fiction". Truly a fan favorite that has stood the test of time.
Person 1: "Weezer Shirt Man is my favorite character!"

Person 2: "Me too, I want Weezer Shirt Man to have my children!"
Weezer Shirt Man by Emerican November 2, 2018

Red Shirt Man 

Red Shirt Man is a character in the "Tra Rags Cinematic Universe". He is globally known world wide as "Red Shirt Guy, Red Shirt Man, Menace to Society and better known to his fanbase as Tra Rags. Red Shirt Man has been in over a thousand fights, one of them being a hard fought victory over Dunzledorf nigga. Red Shirt Man is currently he is the most powerful nigga in the Tra Rags Cinematic Universe having multiple super powers such as teleportation, being able to catch bullets, super human strength and obtaining the strongest fists that can injure/kill anybody on direct impact. His famous catch phrase is "what'ch you tryna get into?". As of today Red Shirt Man is considered an artist as well producing a song called "Never Diss Red Shirt" which currently has 1.1 million views on Youtube.
Red Shirt Man by IEMV September 30, 2023

Green Shirt Man 

The longest-term resident in an apartment building, whose wardrobe consists mainly of green shirts. Useful for dealing with dfs and employing people like Scrapey man. Usually solitary and hermit-like, unless provoked.
Green Shirt Man by Googles January 23, 2004

Blue Shirt Man 

A man named Gustavo who lives in Houston, Texas and likes to dance with all his friends
Hey blue shirt man, how do you fit into a car god damn!!”
Blue Shirt Man by peytonmarfell December 30, 2020
A long sleeved, button up, collared shirt that is often worn by men to pick up women at a bar. Usually worn untucked with expensive jeans.
Put on a man shirt, we're going to the bar.
Man shirt by CH-Juice March 29, 2009
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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