you should take his hand or he will kill you
?????: i'm the shirt man, take my hand
Kelly: no
?????: then u must DIE
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a fat red shirt wearing man typically used in memes. opposite of what his name is.
Revland Jones with a shirt
oh my god sexy shirt man!
by duuno January 24, 2017
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The main character of the world renowned show "Wish It Was Fiction". Truly a fan favorite that has stood the test of time.
Person 1: "Weezer Shirt Man is my favorite character!"

Person 2: "Me too, I want Weezer Shirt Man to have my children!"
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A long sleeved, button up, collared shirt that is often worn by men to pick up women at a bar. Usually worn untucked with expensive jeans.
Put on a man shirt, we're going to the bar.
by CH-Juice March 29, 2009
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A man named Gustavo who lives in Houston, Texas and likes to dance with all his friends
“Hey blue shirt man, how do you fit into a car god damn!!”
by peytonmarfell December 30, 2020
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A flannel, plaid, long sleeve, button down shirt of any combination of black, red, blue, brown, dark green, and dark orange.
Often traditionally worn by lumberjacks, but more recently worn by scene kids, and indie kids, especially in the San Francisco Bay Area.
"Damn, Jake's red and black plaid shirt makes him look like such a lumberjack"
"Yeah, that is a true rustic man shirt"
by a crisp man March 10, 2018
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The longest-term resident in an apartment building, whose wardrobe consists mainly of green shirts. Useful for dealing with dfs and employing people like Scrapey man. Usually solitary and hermit-like, unless provoked.
Green Shirt Man to the rescue!
by Googles January 23, 2004
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