shipum

The horrendous act of defecting, urinating, and ejaculating simultaneously during an intimate heavy moment which soul bonds the immediate surrounding beings and entities. Kind of like a burpsnart.

"yeah bro, I was getting a blumkin and I started pissing while I climaxed and shit myself. She made me Shipum so hard." "OMFG, he made me squirt but I shit myself and he called it a shipum."

by CHIEF JEFFERY February 17, 2022

shitpump

A useless person. Food goes in and shit comes out, that's all he does.

Bloggins is a shitpump.

by Fat Edgar September 9, 2007

Shipume

When you go to the bathroom and make a stinky poop and then try to cover the smell with perfume.

Who shipumed in the downstairs bathroom? Please open a window next time!

by AmBoy2 November 11, 2018

shidump

A cross between the process of having to shit, and the unexpected result from defecating.

Sal had to evacuate his feces, and wound up taking a shidump, which resulted in an extensive, overdrawn session of lurid defecation, thus alleviating his ardent anus.

"Ah man, don't go into the restroom, I just took one big shidump!"

"That shidump made all the difference! I feel lighter now."

"Alright let's eat, but first let me take that shidump I've been waiting for."

by SonicJives May 25, 2009

Shipmating

To call a junior sailor over to where your standing or sitting with the intent of jacking him/her up (yelling at him/her) for a minor offense. The person shipmating must use a "come here" motion with their hand by opening and closing it in rapid succession. Shipmating is normally done only by senior enlisted (Chief Petty Officer) sailors.

One can "shipmate" multiple people/things at a time by holding up both arms and possibly a leg.

The shipmate may actually be anyone or anything. Drunk Chief's have been known to shipmate signs, coffee cups, beer bottles, or prostitutes.

Background: In the U.S. Navy the term "shipmate" is seen as mostly derogatory in nature. Normally one is only called shipmate when they are in trouble or have done something wrong. The term shipmating was coined to describe the act when a Chief jacks up a sailor by calling him shipmate and motioning for him to present himself by the "come here" motion with his hand.

That Chief just shipmated those sailors for shopping in their work uniform. He's really getting his shipmating down, I watched him jack up 20 sailors today.

"Hey, do you guys want to go shipmating today?" "We can jack some dudes up down at the Navy Exchange (department store)".

by esleven April 28, 2011

Cod 4 Shipment

the most amazing online map ever seen in a game, extremely basic but brilliant, "headquarters on shipment" a match on cod 4 where over 100 kills can be racked up, a map where some people tend to get worked up screaming down the mic phrases like " I only just freakin spawned! ", Random 'nade thrwoing noob! " all he can do is spray with that p90! ". The match always goes full distance which means loads of time to enjoy it, a match where you can take out a whole squad with one airstike, where a helicopter can clock up 20 kills+, this is dream map for a p90 fan or other such guns. Throw grenades, keep your finger on the trigger and dont stop until someone clips ya, and when they do watch the double kill as your martyrdon takes out your killer and his mate, even more satisfying when theyve got names like 'xxIxUkSkIlLzxKiLl3rxIxx' or 'xNOObPWNErx etc each with matching clan tags normally own or Ikil

cod 4 p90 Cod 4 Shipment

by Euphoric June 8, 2009

izzy shipman

The absolute crackhead of all crackheads, she laughs at everything and bullies everyone when when she probably shouldn’t, she’s unintentionally the funniest person you know and gives the best hugs ever

Someone: did you see her

Someone else: yes

Someone: she is such an Izzy shipman

by Butterfly’s April 11, 2020