shicum 

What happens after you have anal sex and a man cums in your ass . When you shit cum.

I got up to go to the bathroom feeling like I needed to crap and all that came out was shicum.

shicum by just take it November 30, 2011

shicum 

The act of shitting while you cum.

My boyfriend shicum then ran to the bathroom, in embarrassment, and threw his turd in the toilet.

shicum by anonymous February 14, 2021

shitcum 

Shitcum is what one does when in a state of extreme anger or rage; to shitcum in ones mouth is the ultimate act of disrespect. To do it requires a large will and steadfast self-discipline. The shit must be followed by the cum after no more that 3 seconds. While shitcum is normally placed in the mouth, it can be deployed anywhere on the body.

Chris: Dude, your girlfriend cheated on you? How’d you handle it?

John: I shitcummed in her mouth.

shitcum by FactsStraiGhtOnly November 12, 2018

shitcumstances 

When circumstances in life and situations are completely miserable and crappy; Circumstances and occurences that inevitably lead to a bad outcome.

1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.

shitcumstances by Snowday February 4, 2009

shidump 

A cross between the process of having to shit, and the unexpected result from defecating.

Sal had to evacuate his feces, and wound up taking a shidump, which resulted in an extensive, overdrawn session of lurid defecation, thus alleviating his ardent anus.

"Ah man, don't go into the restroom, I just took one big shidump!"

"That shidump made all the difference! I feel lighter now."

"Alright let's eat, but first let me take that shidump I've been waiting for."

shidump by SonicJives May 25, 2009

Shipume 

When you go to the bathroom and make a stinky poop and then try to cover the smell with perfume.

Who shipumed in the downstairs bathroom? Please open a window next time!

Shipume by AmBoy2 November 11, 2018

Shicumpiss 

when you shit, cum & piss at the same time; usually happens in public restrooms.

Person 1: “I wonder where Person 2 went..”
*Person 2 walks in sweaty as hell*
Person 2: I made a shicumpiss

Shicumpiss by THENOTORIUSJONGJONGUN September 16, 2019