shipnotized

When you "fall in love" with a person on a cruise ship. They seem so dreamy and perfect until the cruise is over, then you realize they are just another shit head and only seemed nice due to the lavish surroundings on the cruise.

"How did you hook up with him, hes a fat slob"
"I was shipnotized"

by click commando October 30, 2013

Slapnotized

a mental state in which one is subconsciously compliant with instructions, suggestions, and/or commands. Typically, the slapnotism is adminisered following an exhaustive effort to subdue an insubordinate individual who is unresponsive to conventional methods of agreeablity where reasoning, logic, and acceptable behavior cannot be achieved. Common techniques include the open-handed palm strike, the back-handed knuckle rap, and the slapper-cut; all of which are targeted towards cranial or facial pressure points in order to pulsate the slapnotist's objective message throughout the neurotransimitters in the subject's brain.

My old lady needed to get slapnotized when she started causing a fuss at the Wienerschnitzel before someone called the cops on us.

by Llenar13 August 16, 2011

stripnotized

Being hypnotized by the lights and ladies of a strip club. The usual result of being stripnotized is coming home covered in glitter, smelling like cocoa butter with an overdraft bank account.

Sean got stripnotized at the bachelor party this weekend and spend all of his money on lapdances.

by planza January 3, 2009

Slipknotized

1. A play on the word 'hypnotized' meaning to get lost in listening to Slipknot.
2. As quoted by a friend of mine. "The feeling of having your brains blown against the wall by the awesomeness that is Slipknot."

Guy A
"Did you hear what I just said?"

Guy B
*listening to mp3*
*takes out earphones*
"I'm sorry did you say something? I'm too busy getting Slipknotized"

by Mr. 47 February 15, 2010

whipnotized

A combination of the two words whipped and hypnotized. Hypnotized was popularised by Plies and Akon in their song, hypnotized. Basically it means the inability to think rationally due to the arousing features belonging to a hoe, trick, bitch, decent girl etc and her erotic sensual movements to the extent that one becomes a zombie-like creature that pumps out large amounts of dough to feed his new addiction i.e to the whipnotizing girl

She got me so whipnotized, the way she move her body round and round

Danny: Snap outta it man, this babe got u whipnotized!
Alvy: Huh? Sorry, what did u say? I didnt hear u, i was thinkin bout her...

by Danny2sexy April 4, 2008

ball hipnotized

when someone's testicles are visible making it impossible to look at anything else.

i was ball hipnotized by jon gruden's bulge on monday night football.

by demonlalyer October 6, 2009

Shitnotized

This occurs when you take a shit that feels so good that you zone out for a few minutes. Maybe your eyes go crossed and you get a tingly sensation on the back of your neck, along with some goosebumps. You've just been shitnotized.

I woke up one morning, went in the bathroom to get shitnotized, then took a shower.

by Disco Todd May 6, 2011