Slapnotized

a mental state in which one is subconsciously compliant with instructions, suggestions, and/or commands. Typically, the slapnotism is adminisered following an exhaustive effort to subdue an insubordinate individual who is unresponsive to conventional methods of agreeablity where reasoning, logic, and acceptable behavior cannot be achieved. Common techniques include the open-handed palm strike, the back-handed knuckle rap, and the slapper-cut; all of which are targeted towards cranial or facial pressure points in order to pulsate the slapnotist's objective message throughout the neurotransimitters in the subject's brain.

My old lady needed to get slapnotized when she started causing a fuss at the Wienerschnitzel before someone called the cops on us.

Slapnotized by Llenar13 August 16, 2011

shipnotized 

When you "fall in love" with a person on a cruise ship. They seem so dreamy and perfect until the cruise is over, then you realize they are just another shit head and only seemed nice due to the lavish surroundings on the cruise.

"How did you hook up with him, hes a fat slob"
"I was shipnotized"

shipnotized by click commando October 30, 2013

Slipknotized

1. A play on the word 'hypnotized' meaning to get lost in listening to Slipknot.
2. As quoted by a friend of mine. "The feeling of having your brains blown against the wall by the awesomeness that is Slipknot."

Guy A
"Did you hear what I just said?"

Guy B
*listening to mp3*
*takes out earphones*
"I'm sorry did you say something? I'm too busy getting Slipknotized"

Slipknotized by Mr. 47 February 15, 2010