snifnotized 

when you are near a woman and her scent makes you into a Zombie!

As soon as I walked up to that blonde girl at the bar, I was snifnotized. I was under her spell forever. (Or at least until I was out of range and took a shower)

snifnotized by Clark Graff September 22, 2010

shipnotized 

When you "fall in love" with a person on a cruise ship. They seem so dreamy and perfect until the cruise is over, then you realize they are just another shit head and only seemed nice due to the lavish surroundings on the cruise.

"How did you hook up with him, hes a fat slob"
"I was shipnotized"

shipnotized by click commando October 30, 2013

Shitnotized

This occurs when you take a shit that feels so good that you zone out for a few minutes. Maybe your eyes go crossed and you get a tingly sensation on the back of your neck, along with some goosebumps. You've just been shitnotized.

I woke up one morning, went in the bathroom to get shitnotized, then took a shower.

Shitnotized by Disco Todd May 6, 2011