shiduck

When a woman allows a man to have anal intercourse with her while she's constipated, so that the penis helps loosen the stoole. The result is a penis covered in feces.

Originally phrased, "shit-dick," but through the course of language development and regional dialects, the pronunciation changed to the current, "shiduck."

Annie: He looks so fine.
Marylou: I would go down on him so quickly!

Annie : I heard he's a dentist, too.
Marylou: In that case I'll also shiduck him until he loves me.

shiduck by Hugod February 19, 2018

Shifuck 

The not so ingenious way of saying Shit and Fuck together. However, it is not considered a swear , so it is OK in public, if you put more emphasis on SHI than FUCK! It can be a Safe For Work shitplitive.

Shifuck that hurt!

Shifuck by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

shitduck

The person who refuses to say hello or good morning to another person or a person just being silent.

Cory is being a Shitduck this morning because he didn't say hello.

shitduck by Shitduckjr March 22, 2017

ShitduckMcFuck 

1. An idiot of such epic proportions that no written and/or spoken language could possibly describe such an individual.

2. A corporate stooge that is beholden to the notion that there are no rules for individuals like him/her (the individual makes it appear as though he/she follows the rules he/she lays out for others) and a thesaurus of rules for everyone else

3. A certain peach coloured individual who has a hamster on his head and is the incumbent president of the world's most (supposedly) powerful nation

4. The NWO/Illuminati who use HAARP to further their agendas to suit their masters' needs

5. An exclamation that exudes shock, disgust, pleasant surprise, anger, frustration and/or general annoyance.

1. "Do you actually work for such shitduckMcFucks?"

2. "Would you look at that? Those corporate shitduckMcFucks fired all 20 of us to save on payroll but gave themselves $40,000 annual bonuses instead!"

3. "That hamster headed shitduckMcFuck is leading the entire world towards extinction! Can't he just hold some inflatable balloons near a construction site?"

4. "Yep, Agenda 21. We know plenty about that and about the chemtrails, too. Those shitduckMcFucks are demons in human bodies and that's being kind."

5. "ShitduckMcFuck! How??? Why???? When??? Are you sure??? ShitduckMcFuck!!"

ShitduckMcFuck by Gray_Jedi October 17, 2017

shifucketable

When you can't fuck with it, and you can't do shit with it. Or when you cant change it's current form/property/state.

Bro can we split this bundle box?
Nah its shifucketable. The fries aren't able to be passed around without being spilled.

shifucketable by DrunkPoTaToPop May 28, 2019

shifuckadamn 

an extention ( if wanted ) to make shazzam, a longer, more complicated, more intelligent look to the word.

look at that girl!

oh, SHIFUCKADAMN! shes nice!

shifuckadamn by Varun September 13, 2004

shiductive 

in reference to a pet; productive of no. 2 (during a walk); less commonly about humans

"Fifi had a very shiductive walk this morning."
"Man, that Augmentin antibiotic makes me wicked shiductive."

shiductive by yoohoolicky August 14, 2009