Shifuckt 

Pronounced (Shih-fuck-iht)
A compound word in the form of an exclamation created from the words "Shit" and "Fuck". It should be primarily used when in need of something different to say rather than "what the fuck" "fuck" or even "cluster fuck." "Fuck my life" is another good comparison phrase.

Best used when in a condition or state of rage, moodiness, depression, or hate.

Disclaimer: Should not be used in public

Example 1

Woman: I'm pregnant! :(
Man: Shifuckt!

Example 2

Girl: My father forbids me from dating until I'm 16.
Boy: Shifuckt!

Shifuckt by Azizidark66 November 2, 2009

Shifuck 

The not so ingenious way of saying Shit and Fuck together. However, it is not considered a swear , so it is OK in public, if you put more emphasis on SHI than FUCK! It can be a Safe For Work shitplitive.

Shifuck that hurt!

Shifuck by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

Shitfuckton 

A combination of shitfuck and fuckton used to denote an extremely large quantity, more than a shit load or a fuckton.

How much reading do I have to do by tomorrow? A shitfuckton!

Shitfuckton by d3monk1ng July 1, 2010

shifucketable

When you can't fuck with it, and you can't do shit with it. Or when you cant change it's current form/property/state.

Bro can we split this bundle box?
Nah its shifucketable. The fries aren't able to be passed around without being spilled.

shifucketable by DrunkPoTaToPop May 28, 2019

shifuckadamn 

an extention ( if wanted ) to make shazzam, a longer, more complicated, more intelligent look to the word.

look at that girl!

oh, SHIFUCKADAMN! shes nice!

shifuckadamn by Varun September 13, 2004

shitfuckton 

1. an extremely large, ginormous amount, bigger than your mom's ass and the fucking universe, usually used to describe an emotion or feeling towards something in a good or bad way

I love you a shitfuckton, because i'm just that awesome and a lot just isn't enough.

shitfuckton by lmw1207 October 16, 2012

shifuck 

something you say when you want to say shit and fuck

Shifuck, i forgot to do my homework.

shifuck by Mandy January 22, 2004