Tomfuckery

When somthing is suspicious or concerning.

My cookies keep disappearing, there's some Tomfuckery afoot...

The boss missed my raise again... there's definitely some Tomfuckery afoot...

by DrunkPoTaToPop November 23, 2020

shifucketable

When you can't fuck with it, and you can't do shit with it. Or when you cant change it's current form/property/state.

Bro can we split this bundle box?
Nah its shifucketable. The fries aren't able to be passed around without being spilled.

by DrunkPoTaToPop May 28, 2019