shidn't

The act of farting, thinking you shit yourself, then realizing, to your relief, that you did not

Did you hear that one?! I had to check my underwear! Luckily, I shidn't.

shidn't by hb1020 September 23, 2021

The Shidn't Bicentennial

The 200th annual event of the sport where you keep your sphincter tight and your bowels full. A highly respected event attend by world leaders and celebrates every year. Only the best of the best are victorious. The question is- Can you hold it?

Are you coming to the Shidn't Bicentennial? the president is gonna be there!

The Shidn't Bicentennial by Bauer_K February 28, 2025

shitn't 

Short for "shit (you) not"

Guy 1: Seriously?
Guy 2: I shitn't

shitn't by themagnificentstarfish November 24, 2016

Saidn't 

A contraction of "said not". Used as a sarcastic negatory response.

That fit just right. Haha, that's what she saidn't!

Saidn't by hutchdude May 19, 2017

shitn‘t 

If you have to shit but you are unable to performe the act.

Person 1: *knocks at the bathroom door* Are you ok in there?

Person 2: No! I shitn‘t!

shitn‘t by JesusLover888 January 29, 2021

Shitn't 

.1 In the process of not shitting. To "shit not"

.2 to shit one not

I was squatted and prepared on the seat if the toilet but I shitn't

You're shitn't me!

Shitn't by Draxkovixh December 3, 2019

Shizn't 

The experience one has when they feel bloated and think they have to take a shit but it is just a massive fart.

The shizn't was a most enlightening an unpleasant experience.

Shizn't by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023