shitn't

Short for "shit (you) not"

Guy 1: Seriously?
Guy 2: I shitn't

by themagnificentstarfish November 24, 2016

Shitn't

.1 In the process of not shitting. To "shit not"

.2 to shit one not

I was squatted and prepared on the seat if the toilet but I shitn't

You're shitn't me!

by Draxkovixh December 3, 2019

shitn‘t

If you have to shit but you are unable to performe the act.

Person 1: *knocks at the bathroom door* Are you ok in there?

Person 2: No! I shitn‘t!

by JesusLover888 January 29, 2021

Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work

A stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that you just wasted your time, money and effort on.

Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man

"God damnit this stupid piece of shit doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"

by Henrey S July 4, 2020

You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat

An insult used on someone who is so worthless that if that person was a pile of shit, flies would stray off it.

Amy: I only slept with him cuz you are terrible in bed Jared, he's much better than you, you loser.
Jared: Amy, you know what? Go fuck yourself, You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat , and i hope you die sad and alone.

by Ashidan April 10, 2013

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020

don't shit too close to home

means don't do things in your neighborhood or where you live.

Don't shit too close to home by, for example, bringing strangers into your house and then fighting with them inside your house (since they know where you live).

by Timmy MMA November 16, 2007