2 definitions by hb1020

cum dangler

when you're peeing the next day and a wad of cum slides out and dangles from your vagina

I knew it was a big load, but I wasn't expecting a 5-inch cum dangler.

by hb1020 September 28, 2020

shidn't

The act of farting, thinking you shit yourself, then realizing, to your relief, that you did not

Did you hear that one?! I had to check my underwear! Luckily, I shidn't.

by hb1020 September 23, 2021