Shizn't 

The experience one has when they feel bloated and think they have to take a shit but it is just a massive fart.

The shizn't was a most enlightening an unpleasant experience.

Shizn't by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023

shitn't 

Short for "shit (you) not"

Guy 1: Seriously?
Guy 2: I shitn't

shitn't by themagnificentstarfish November 24, 2016

shitn‘t 

If you have to shit but you are unable to performe the act.

Person 1: *knocks at the bathroom door* Are you ok in there?

Person 2: No! I shitn‘t!

shitn‘t by JesusLover888 January 29, 2021

shidn't

The act of farting, thinking you shit yourself, then realizing, to your relief, that you did not

Did you hear that one?! I had to check my underwear! Luckily, I shidn't.

shidn't by hb1020 September 23, 2021

Shitn't 

.1 In the process of not shitting. To "shit not"

.2 to shit one not

I was squatted and prepared on the seat if the toilet but I shitn't

You're shitn't me!

Shitn't by Draxkovixh December 3, 2019

Shisn’t 

A antinoun used to refer to someone or something that is not female, and is intended as an opposite or alternative to the pronoun 'him'.

Interviewers: What are your preferred gender pronouns?
Dave: I actually use antinouns instead and you can refer to me by my preferred antinoun: Shisn’t

Shisn’t by SausageTunnel May 3, 2023

The Shidn't Bicentennial

The 200th annual event of the sport where you keep your sphincter tight and your bowels full. A highly respected event attend by world leaders and celebrates every year. Only the best of the best are victorious. The question is- Can you hold it?

Are you coming to the Shidn't Bicentennial? the president is gonna be there!

The Shidn't Bicentennial by Bauer_K February 28, 2025