Definitions by themagnificentstarfish

Pulled a Jesus

Getting someone a gift for your own birthday?

"Dude you're gonna love my gift for you"
"Isn't it your birthday?"
"I pulled a Jesus"

Pulled a Jesus by themagnificentstarfish March 30, 2024

blue in the face 

When you're too high.

Oh, shit he's blue in the face

blue in the face by themagnificentstarfish December 5, 2020

the hell chemical 

THC, the active chemical in weed

You better quit smokin that devils lettuce, kids! Satan gets to you from The Hell Chemical!

the hell chemical by themagnificentstarfish August 9, 2020

BSOD Tease 

When your computer makes that CD skipping sound and you're sure it's gonna bluescreen, but it doesn't.

"Holy shit, my computer just BSOD teased me"

BSOD Tease by themagnificentstarfish May 18, 2018

popopopopopopopopopopo 

What happens when you get bored on Google

*googles "popopopopopopopopopopo"

popopopopopopopopopopo by themagnificentstarfish December 30, 2016

shitn't 

Short for "shit (you) not"

Guy 1: Seriously?
Guy 2: I shitn't

shitn't by themagnificentstarfish November 24, 2016

sugar water

A cheap sugary drink, like Kool-Aid or Faygo

Friend 1: Dude can you get me a coke?
Friend 2: Naw man, only got 60c, I can get you some sugar water though

sugar water by themagnificentstarfish July 4, 2016