sugar water

A cheap sugary drink, like Kool-Aid or Faygo

Friend 1: Dude can you get me a coke?
Friend 2: Naw man, only got 60c, I can get you some sugar water though

by themagnificentstarfish July 4, 2016

shitn't

Short for "shit (you) not"

Guy 1: Seriously?
Guy 2: I shitn't

by themagnificentstarfish November 24, 2016

blue in the face

When you're too high.

Oh, shit he's blue in the face

by themagnificentstarfish December 5, 2020

Pulled a Jesus

Getting someone a gift for your own birthday?

"Dude you're gonna love my gift for you"
"Isn't it your birthday?"
"I pulled a Jesus"

by themagnificentstarfish March 30, 2024

BSOD Tease

When your computer makes that CD skipping sound and you're sure it's gonna bluescreen, but it doesn't.

"Holy shit, my computer just BSOD teased me"

by themagnificentstarfish May 18, 2018

the hell chemical

THC, the active chemical in weed

You better quit smokin that devils lettuce, kids! Satan gets to you from The Hell Chemical!

by themagnificentstarfish August 9, 2020

popopopopopopopopopopo

What happens when you get bored on Google

*googles "popopopopopopopopopopo"

by themagnificentstarfish December 30, 2016