shitn't
shitn't by themagnificentstarfish November 24, 2016
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Shitn't
Shitn't by Draxkovixh December 3, 2019
Related Words
shitn't • shitn‘t • shit-ton • shit the bed • shit talker • shit-talking • shit ticket • shit tits • Shit Taco • shit talk
shitn‘t
shitn‘t by JesusLover888 January 29, 2021
Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work
A stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that you just wasted your time, money and effort on.
Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man
Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man
"God damnit this stupid piece of shit doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"
Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work by Henrey S July 4, 2020
You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat
An insult used on someone who is so worthless that if that person was a pile of shit, flies would stray off it.
Amy: I only slept with him cuz you are terrible in bed Jared, he's much better than you, you loser.
Jared: Amy, you know what? Go fuck yourself, You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat , and i hope you die sad and alone.
Jared: Amy, you know what? Go fuck yourself, You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat , and i hope you die sad and alone.
You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat by Ashidan April 10, 2013
my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give
Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*
my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020
don't shit too close to home
Don't shit too close to home by, for example, bringing strangers into your house and then fighting with them inside your house (since they know where you live).
don't shit too close to home by Timmy MMA November 16, 2007
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