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shfarted

Bob was at the party and instead of farting he shfarted so he had to go home and change clothes
by mjainc October 7, 2008
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sharted

When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!
by emma January 17, 2004
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sharted

expelling anal wind with great confidence causing an accidental release of feacal matter
That guy over there has just sharted himself
by Durferer June 14, 2014
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Sharted

When you accidentally shit your pants when thinking it's just a fart. Most common when suffering diarrhea but still equally embarrasing.
Neida suffered from diarrhea which caused her to massively shit her pants when thinking she farted, in other words, she sharted.
by Allan1297 September 8, 2015
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nessa sharted

nessa sharted is when nessa sharted herself on live and blamed it on bryce hall.
charli: hey did you see that new dance on tiktok?
dixie: no but nessa sharted on josh’s live though
by garrett graham August 8, 2020
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Shparted

When an overweight often uneducated young lady sits on the toilet in preparation for an expected bowel movement, but instead births a spartan.
Spartan co-ed#1: "Girl, would you believe I shparted again last night? I thought for sure I had to boom boom"

Spartan co-ed#2: "How could you tell the difference?"
by DawsonGotPaid June 25, 2012
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shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend
friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/
by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019
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