When you absolutely fucking destroy someone lmao. Like shitting on someone.
I just murdered you and your family, get sharted on kid.
by I hate me so much March 29, 2021
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When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.
I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.
by mistermic May 26, 2006
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When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!
Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...
by emma January 17, 2004
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a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")
I sharted at the party last night and
went home pronto to change my clothes.
by Foof March 27, 2003
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When you fart and a little bit or a whole lot of shit comes out.Can also have some quite humourous results..I will now tell you a story....

Once upon a time me, my cousin and his GF were having Macdonalds.My cousin told me (In hushed whispers) that he needed to fart really bad but didn't want his GF to hear.I told him to try and make it an SBD.Colin (my cousin) made a SBD but at a horrible cost....By the time we left the establishment it was on the floor.......I had to go back and clean it up....It was horrific.......................
The moral of the story is....If this happens to you RUN!!! don't go back and clean it up...............
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are my helpful (Maybe) catergories.

Cat1:Slight wet sensation...You got off easy...

Cat2:Spreads all over inside of boxers/briefs. If your going commando this could be a problem.

Cat3:Soaks through boxers/briefs and wets inside of pants
.If your going commando this is catergory 4.

Cat4:Has soaked through to the outside of pants and has now left a big brown/green mark on back of them.

Cat5:Runs down leg (Really bad if your wearing socks or god forbid...a skirt! 0.0 ....) ......

Cat6: An explosion (Example of it found in story).
Shart (have to say in example)
by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 14, 2009
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gas followed by mass.
that's the third time i've sharted this week - perhaps i should look into disposable boxers.
by fycfan#1 April 20, 2005
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When you accidentally shit your pants when thinking it's just a fart. Most common when suffering diarrhea but still equally embarrasing.
Neida suffered from diarrhea which caused her to massively shit her pants when thinking she farted, in other words, she sharted.
by Allan1297 August 04, 2015
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