Shmarted

To shit oneself while shopping at Wal-Mart

Sorry honey, we gotta hit the road... I just shmarted all over the kid playing Playstation

by douknowchriso August 26, 2008

Shmarted

To fart in a place you have never farted before.

I shmarted in the store

by Slewar October 27, 2021

shmasted

Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.

I'm f*cking shmasted!

by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006

sharted

When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!

Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...

by emma January 17, 2004

sharted

expelling anal wind with great confidence causing an accidental release of feacal matter

That guy over there has just sharted himself

by Durferer June 14, 2014

Sharted

When you accidentally shit your pants when thinking it's just a fart. Most common when suffering diarrhea but still equally embarrasing.

Neida suffered from diarrhea which caused her to massively shit her pants when thinking she farted, in other words, she sharted.

by Allan1297 September 8, 2015

nessa sharted

nessa sharted is when nessa sharted herself on live and blamed it on bryce hall.

charli: hey did you see that new dance on tiktok?
dixie: no but nessa sharted on josh’s live though

by garrett graham August 8, 2020