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To fart in a place you have never farted before.
I shmarted in the store
Shmarted by Slewar October 27, 2021

shmasted 

Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.
I'm f*cking shmasted!
shmasted by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006
When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!
sharted by emma January 17, 2004
expelling anal wind with great confidence causing an accidental release of feacal matter
That guy over there has just sharted himself
sharted by Durferer June 14, 2014
When you accidentally shit your pants when thinking it's just a fart. Most common when suffering diarrhea but still equally embarrasing.
Neida suffered from diarrhea which caused her to massively shit her pants when thinking she farted, in other words, she sharted.
Sharted by Allan1297 September 8, 2015

nessa sharted 

nessa sharted is when nessa sharted herself on live and blamed it on bryce hall.
charli: hey did you see that new dance on tiktok?
dixie: no but nessa sharted on josh’s live though
nessa sharted by garrett graham August 8, 2020