Shmarted

To shit oneself while shopping at Wal-Mart

Sorry honey, we gotta hit the road... I just shmarted all over the kid playing Playstation

by douknowchriso August 26, 2008

shmart

adj. the opposite of synthetically intelligent, supplying constant streams of verbal suppositions in intense corporate meetings.

ole romer was so shmart, he discovered the moons of jupiter have have varible periocity, thus suggesting the speed of light might be constant.

by dude1nyc November 22, 2014

Shmarte

Shmarte(adj.) - A high significance of intellectual intelligence, a higher intellectual definition then the word smart(adj.)

Be Shmarte!

by JJ Gordiano July 4, 2018

Shmart Bois

An elite group of lesser educated individuals who strive to murder every last one of their victims until October 13

"Ah man, why can't I be more like the shmart bois then the rest of the captives"

by Africa's Ice March 21, 2021

Shmart

An mysterious substance in the pants, but can commonly just refer to any mysterious substance.

Watch out Wyatt, there's is a bit of shmart on that proximity sensor.

Why is it that Taco Bell smells like shmart?

I bet Toby likes to eat shmart.

by TheShmartist August 25, 2021

Shmart

Short smart person

I've never seen anyone so shmart

by Amy...b November 28, 2021

Shmart

Short smart girl

I've never seen anyone so shmart

by Amy...b November 28, 2021