sheriffen 

OG Sheriffen is out of your league. He has an enormous cock that slays every pussy in its way. There is not much more to say about him. He takes virginities then goes away as fast as he came into your life. Noone can end this beast, not even Roberto Esquivel Cabrera.

Female 1: Do u know who Sheriffen is?

Female 2: Yes, he's a sexmachine, i couldn't sit down for a week after we met.

sheriffen by Bongalongsheriff December 7, 2017

Sheriffed 

To be blind sided by an exceptionally large woman who believes she knows every aspect of your job better than you do.

Man I can’t believe I got sheriffed every day this week. She has no idea!

Sheriffed by Deputy Governor June 17, 2019

Sheriff John Bunnell 

Has the whitest teeth known to man.

"I'm sheriff John Bunnell."

Sheriff John Bunnell by Monkeyseat December 28, 2004

Sheriff Shit-spitter

An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.

Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?

Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.

Sheriff Shit-spitter by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018

sans sheriff 

The lead authority in grammar town. Someone who is always correcting others' word usage and punctuation. Most commonly used for annoyingly-particular teachers and professors.

"I followed every damned suggestion in Word, but the Sans Sheriff proofed my paper and now I have to start over."

sans sheriff by Amanda Dollars May 1, 2017

shit pipe sheriff 

Someone who takes part in anal sex. Generally gay males of a suspicious type.

"Luke Herbert loved to take it up the bum, but James Dixon loved to be the shit pipe sheriff"

shit pipe sheriff by Barry or January 2, 2007

shower sheriff 

A male that sneaks peeks at other mens genitals in the locker room.

"I busted Allan checking out my unit after practice. He is a shower sheriff!"

shower sheriff by kris irvine February 23, 2008