sheriffen

OG Sheriffen is out of your league. He has an enormous cock that slays every pussy in its way. There is not much more to say about him. He takes virginities then goes away as fast as he came into your life. Noone can end this beast, not even Roberto Esquivel Cabrera.

Female 1: Do u know who Sheriffen is?

Female 2: Yes, he's a sexmachine, i couldn't sit down for a week after we met.

by Bongalongsheriff December 7, 2017

Sheriffed

To be blind sided by an exceptionally large woman who believes she knows every aspect of your job better than you do.

Man I can’t believe I got sheriffed every day this week. She has no idea!

by Deputy Governor June 17, 2019

Sheriff John Bunnell

Has the whitest teeth known to man.

"I'm sheriff John Bunnell."

by Monkeyseat December 28, 2004

Sheriff Shit-spitter

An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.

Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?

Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.

by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018

sans sheriff

The lead authority in grammar town. Someone who is always correcting others' word usage and punctuation. Most commonly used for annoyingly-particular teachers and professors.

"I followed every damned suggestion in Word, but the Sans Sheriff proofed my paper and now I have to start over."

by Amanda Dollars May 1, 2017

shit pipe sheriff

Someone who takes part in anal sex. Generally gay males of a suspicious type.

"Luke Herbert loved to take it up the bum, but James Dixon loved to be the shit pipe sheriff"

by Barry or January 2, 2007

shower sheriff

A male that sneaks peeks at other mens genitals in the locker room.

"I busted Allan checking out my unit after practice. He is a shower sheriff!"

by kris irvine February 23, 2008