Sheriffed

To be blind sided by an exceptionally large woman who believes she knows every aspect of your job better than you do.

Man I can’t believe I got sheriffed every day this week. She has no idea!

by Deputy Governor June 17, 2019

sheriffed

Shit-faced, incredibly drunk, intoxicated beyond belief, or having consumed one too many alcoholic beverages.

Last night, Jerry pre-partied with some Popov Vodka, and then went out and had 12 cups of Natty and a few shots of shitty rum. When he came back, he was sherriffed.

by Coffee February 26, 2005

Sheriffed

To make an absolute fuckjob of any/everything possible and then pass the blame to anyone/thing

Fuck I've sheriffed this job to the bollocks

by Sherifftimson July 6, 2017

Sheriff John Bunnell

Has the whitest teeth known to man.

"I'm sheriff John Bunnell."

by Monkeyseat December 28, 2004

sheffed

Thrust a knife or other pointed weapon into (someone) so as to wound or kill.

Oh no he sheffed Elliot in the stomach

by Dontwatch May 23, 2016

Sheriff Shit-spitter

An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.

Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?

Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.

by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018

sans sheriff

The lead authority in grammar town. Someone who is always correcting others' word usage and punctuation. Most commonly used for annoyingly-particular teachers and professors.

"I followed every damned suggestion in Word, but the Sans Sheriff proofed my paper and now I have to start over."

by Amanda Dollars May 1, 2017