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whitest kids u'know

amazingly awesome hilarious comedy troupe consisting of five extremely hot guys: Trevor, Zach, Sam, Timmy and Darren. They do comedy sketches and funny music videos. They also have a show on ifc but you can watch most of their stuff on youtube.
some whitest kids u'know sketches include: weird the stripper, classroom skit, mountain of chairs, fairy of womenhood, its illegal to say, girl sympathy, slow jerk etc,

Music vids: hitler rap, get a new daddy, we gon' make love, totally gay for america...

OMFG JUST WATCH THEIR STUFF YOU'LL LOOOOVE THEM I CANT BELIEVE NO ONE ELSE PUT A DEF FOR THEM YET

whitest widow

A type of marijuana. This marijuana gets it's name from the form it is in before sold. THC crystals cover the marijuana, therefore turning it white. Because of the concentrated THC, the marijuana is more potent and therefore more expensive than regs or mids.
1. "I paid over $40 for a gram of Whitest Widow, but it was worth it...Shit got me fucked up."
whitest widow by whitest widow December 21, 2016

whitest job ever 

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple
Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever

whitest whites 

I meme I found on clumsy aka Wolfe on utube..
Whitest whites
I donno what to use whitest whites in,mkay.
whitest whites by NUGGETDerp June 25, 2018

Whitest trash of all white trash 

Leah’s braids are the whitest trash of all white trash

whitest of the black

A way of saying that your black friend acts like a white boy. (No offense to either races)
"You know Kyle" Yeah he's the whitest of the black."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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