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Simultaneous shitting and barfing, sometimes occurring when suffering from a severe bout of the flu.
Dude, I was so sick last week - I was sharfing for two days in a row!
sharfing by Spurtz November 12, 2007
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shaffing 

A term used to describe someone that works from home excessively.
MalsR: Where's Dolan?
Chi: He's shaffing.
shaffing by 4rid May 7, 2008

shariing 

To have no expression. To stare into space. To have absolutely no thoughts. Basically, to not give a shit. If someone asks you a question, you'll simply nod your head and pretend you understood, even if it wasn't a yes or no question.
Bitch: ew 0mg lyke look at that dude
Bitch's friend: w0w whut tha fuq?
Not a bitch: shut up bitches, he's just shariing.

Person at party: Yo where's your bathroom at?
Host of party: *nods head*
Person at party: Dude, stop shariing, I really have to take a shit

Stoner: Pass the blunt bro
Person shariing: *looks into space hitting blunt*
Stoner: I feel you dude
shariing by teegeee January 16, 2011
Shiffing is a Fantasy Football term for ripping off your friends by trading several inferior players for fewer high quality players. this includes harrassment through posting comments and text messages, and dealing this with people who obviously have no clue what they are doing. Then talking smack and being a jerk after the trade by verbally berating and being a bitch about it to the person he ripped off. It also includes the OCD technique of bombarding everyone with random horrible trade offers
Man, all that Shiffing before that trade must have made you crazy!, and he's been Shiffing me too, but I cant stand dealing with all that crap. Its ruined all the fun in our league!
Shiffing by sarjas November 6, 2011

Shaffing 

Shagging with food.
Shagging=plain shagging
ShanKing=shagging with knives
ShaFFing=shagging with food
Jack Barakat does it.
Jack Barakat: I JUST WANT TO FUCK THIS BURRITO!
Alex Gaskarth: Get a room man, I don't want to watch you shaffing!
Shaffing by karakarthia August 1, 2012

Spriffing 

Giving away a joint and getting passed a different one straight away.
smoke joint and pass the dutch to the left, within 30 secs get passed another joint from person to your right. this is Spriffing
Spriffing by queen ellephunk phoenix September 15, 2012