shemoz

Short for "she-Mozart", a shemoz is a woman whose moans during sexual activity sound so composed, experienced and sonorous. It is sometimes used as an insult; referring to individuals who are dishonest or hypocritical; fakers or in describing promiscuous individuals of great taste.

Michael: (cries) "Leah will never love me."
Gerald: "Have you asked?"
Michael: "No..."
Gerald: "That girl's a shemoz, my man. She'll love anyone. Well, anyone clean, handsome, reasonably funny..."

by foolkid May 3, 2020

Shmozz

Slang word for smoking cannabis

Wanna shmozz?
Did you already shmozz?
You look shmozzed up!
Wanna shmozz & a pancake?

by Shmozz Box December 16, 2020

shmozen one

The fat or uncoordinated kid who is always the last pick when children divide into groups or teams.

Bet that chubby kid with glasses is the shmozen one.

After a lifetime of being shmozen, Nigel was thrilled to have been picked to lead the research group.

by mrbusdriver May 4, 2009

shemotion

noun| shee • mo • shun

The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.

Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”

by clevername July 19, 2018

shmozzle

a ridiculously fucked-up situation, or
large hassle.

It's such a shmozzle getting on an airplane.

by monkeywerks May 14, 2005

ShMoZe

ShMoZe is one of the best Halo 2 professional gamers to ever live. Joe Palmer, commonly referred to as "ShMoZe", played on the MLG Tour for 2 consecutive years, tearing apart the entire competition. He became known for having the world's fastest "Double-Shot", and for his Halo 2 Lessons website, "TheLessonsLive". ShMoZe was born in Westlake, OH, but is now believed to be living somewhere near Detroit, MI. His Lessons-Live website became huge because of the low prices, and quality experience. ShMoZe played using the "Claw" style of holding the controller, similar to MLG's Walshy. His first montage, titled "The Quadtage", was viewed by many as a fake/fraud. The viewers flamed his montage believing that it was all a scam, but they couldn't have been farther from the truth. The Quadtage arguably was the greatest Halo 2 footage to ever be recorded/edited. The website does not seem to be under comission anymore, but the legend lives on. You can check it out at www.lessonslive.moonfruit.com. ShMoZe us rarely on Xbox Live anymore, but those who have seen him play attest to say that, "He's still go it."

"Dude i was ownin' so badly yester at Halo. I felt like i was ShMoZe."

by Jason Ellington May 28, 2008

shamozzle

A problem that really isn't neccesary, or that could easily be fixed, but usualy isn't.

Everyone keeps yelling and shouting over each other, what a shamozzle.

The other day at the game Jack was shamozzling, trying to rile up the other team.

There's a big shamozzle at the intersection, all the cars are banked up because of one idiot

by Peter Cardakaris July 6, 2007