12 definitions by foolkid
Short for "she-Mozart", a shemoz is a woman whose moans during sexual activity sound so composed, experienced and sonorous. It is sometimes used as an insult; referring to individuals who are dishonest or hypocritical; fakers or in describing promiscuous individuals of great taste.
Michael: (cries) "Leah will never love me."
Gerald: "Have you asked?"
Michael: "No..."
Gerald: "That girl's a shemoz, my man. She'll love anyone. Well, anyone clean, handsome, reasonably funny..."
Gerald: "Have you asked?"
Michael: "No..."
Gerald: "That girl's a shemoz, my man. She'll love anyone. Well, anyone clean, handsome, reasonably funny..."
by foolkid May 3, 2020
by foolkid April 27, 2020
The only way North Korea could win a world war; it refers to Project Nend Sudes, a confidential military project involving
hijacking viagra pills with an explosive nanobot serum that detonates at Kim Jong-un’s will.
hijacking viagra pills with an explosive nanobot serum that detonates at Kim Jong-un’s will.
The tactical viciousness of Project Nend Sudes makes the Manhattan Project look like a harmless circus.
by foolkid April 27, 2020
by foolkid April 27, 2020
Person 1: How are you coping with office work...
Person 2: It’s Zoom man.
Person 1: Heard about it. How is it?
Person 2: Not so bad, a little shitty but so damn easy to use.
Person 2: It’s Zoom man.
Person 1: Heard about it. How is it?
Person 2: Not so bad, a little shitty but so damn easy to use.
by foolkid April 27, 2020
(Noun) 1.) An image showing divinity in its human (usually female) form.
(Adjective) 2.) Nude literally means ‘without makeup’.
3.) Describes something so true it is embarrassing.
(Verb) 4.) When a girl consensually nudes, she blesses you. When a boy nudes, he is a fucking creep.
(Adjective) 2.) Nude literally means ‘without makeup’.
3.) Describes something so true it is embarrassing.
(Verb) 4.) When a girl consensually nudes, she blesses you. When a boy nudes, he is a fucking creep.
1.) He opened the gallery on his phone, bared his privates and began to worship the nudes with his holed fist.
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2.) Cardi B is never nude. There is a fake ass stalker named cardib who vaguely resembles her.
3.) Bruh, the nude fact is, you are gonna die in debt.
4.) Jacinta nudged me I’m so grateful for my life!....but then Derrick nudged too, so now I’m in a mental hospital.
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2.) Cardi B is never nude. There is a fake ass stalker named cardib who vaguely resembles her.
3.) Bruh, the nude fact is, you are gonna die in debt.
4.) Jacinta nudged me I’m so grateful for my life!....but then Derrick nudged too, so now I’m in a mental hospital.
by foolkid April 27, 2020