One bad ass mofo who could rock the piano like no one else.

Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.

The greatest musical mind ever to live. Only a handful of people can compare with him in terms of musical proficiancy.

Did you know he had a scat fetish?

A composer/performer of Classical music. Born 1756, died 1791. A musical prodigy, he began to play the keyboard at age 3, and composed his first piece of music at the age of 5. His works are often regarded to be the epitome of the Classical era of music, perhaps because he the most well-known of Classical composers. Some of his most famous works include the Symphony no. 40 and his collection of piano sonatas.

The classical era composer who lived from 1756-1791. Born in Salzberg, Austria. Was a dumbass at spending money. Party like a drunk bitch oftenly. Father toured him around Europe to perform to loyalty, and he enjoyed this lifestyle so he used most of his money to party and shit. Also got rejected by a girl once. The next wife he found, his father and sister disapproved. The greatest composer ever.

The greatest composer of classical music ever. This genius has composed some of the most memorable music ever, such as his Symphony No. 40 and the Requiem. His career was a short one, for he died at the age of 31. Although he was very popular, he did not earn much money for his composition. He died in a pauper's grave, unmarked too.