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shelmerdine

when a woman is walking away from consumation with a slight limp or a sore ass she has officially been 'shelmerdine'd'
shelmerdine by bombasquat September 22, 2010
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Shalomed 

The action of someone, often of Jewish descent, stealing something worth greater than or equal to five US dollars.
The Mass Media: "The results are in... Donald Trump has won the presidential election! Let's have a word with democratic candidate Bernie Sanders."
Sanders: "My nose is feeling especially long today. I haven't seen the results yet, but I believe this means that I've been shalomed."
Shelomi is extracted from the hebrew word “shalomi” meaning peace. Shelomi is a person who respects other people’s thoughts. The ideal person to talk to of your going through a tough time... she’ll help you through. A total romance addict. Will defenitely love you to the moon and back. Pretty damn straightforward.. which gets shelomi’s into trouble. Easy to talk to and has a great sense of humour. And sarcasm on poiint, ready to bitch slap anyone who messes with her or her friends. Get a shelomi in your life pleease!
“babe honestly you deserve so much better, and if he doesn’t understand fund someone who does.”
“actually yea...omg your such a shelomi”
shelomi by Pheobe Clarkson January 8, 2018

shellome 

The word that means hello but in a beautiful way. (Gets all the lasses)
Teacher: good morning jimmy
Jimmy: hello
Teacher : good morning cornilius

Cornilius:shellome
shellome by Damandatcan June 7, 2017

Shelovesmichael

Y'all ready know Shelovesmichael
Guy : Hey babe have you been cheating on me?
Girl: Yeah but it was with @shelovesmichael
Guy: Oh that's fine I would too no homo
Shelovesmichael by BoyBoy69 September 11, 2018
Yo Holly, I came back from that shiznit bioch's house last night. She was on the blob so I bent her over and gave myself a shelmet
Shelmet by Nazuro January 27, 2009
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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