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shelmerdine

a good 'rogering'
when a woman is walking away from consumation with a slight limp or a sore ass she has officially been 'shelmerdine'd'
shelmerdine by bombasquat September 22, 2010
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Shalomed 

The action of someone, often of Jewish descent, stealing something worth greater than or equal to five US dollars.
The Mass Media: "The results are in... Donald Trump has won the presidential election! Let's have a word with democratic candidate Bernie Sanders."
Sanders: "My nose is feeling especially long today. I haven't seen the results yet, but I believe this means that I've been shalomed."
Shelomi is extracted from the hebrew word “shalomi” meaning peace. Shelomi is a person who respects other people’s thoughts. The ideal person to talk to of your going through a tough time... she’ll help you through. A total romance addict. Will defenitely love you to the moon and back. Pretty damn straightforward.. which gets shelomi’s into trouble. Easy to talk to and has a great sense of humour. And sarcasm on poiint, ready to bitch slap anyone who messes with her or her friends. Get a shelomi in your life pleease!
“babe honestly you deserve so much better, and if he doesn’t understand fund someone who does.”
“actually yea...omg your such a shelomi”
shelomi by Pheobe Clarkson January 8, 2018

shellome 

The word that means hello but in a beautiful way. (Gets all the lasses)
Teacher: good morning jimmy
Jimmy: hello
Teacher : good morning cornilius

Cornilius:shellome
shellome by Damandatcan June 7, 2017

Shelovesmichael

Y'all ready know Shelovesmichael
Guy : Hey babe have you been cheating on me?
Girl: Yeah but it was with @shelovesmichael
Guy: Oh that's fine I would too no homo
Shelovesmichael by BoyBoy69 September 11, 2018
Yo Holly, I came back from that shiznit bioch's house last night. She was on the blob so I bent her over and gave myself a shelmet
Shelmet by Nazuro January 27, 2009