The action of someone, often of Jewish descent, stealing something worth greater than or equal to five US dollars.
The Mass Media: "The results are in... Donald Trump has won the presidential election! Let's have a word with democratic candidate Bernie Sanders."
Sanders: "My nose is feeling especially long today. I haven't seen the results yet, but I believe this means that I've been shalomed."
Shelomi is extracted from the hebrew word “shalomi” meaning peace. Shelomi is a person who respects other people’s thoughts. The ideal person to talk to of your going through a tough time... she’ll help you through. A total romance addict. Will defenitely love you to the moon and back. Pretty damn straightforward.. which gets shelomi’s into trouble. Easy to talk to and has a great sense of humour. And sarcasm on poiint, ready to bitch slap anyone who messes with her or her friends. Get a shelomi in your life pleease!
“babe honestly you deserve so much better, and if he doesn’t understand fund someone who does.”
“actually yea...omg your such a shelomi”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.