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shelmerdine

when a woman is walking away from consumation with a slight limp or a sore ass she has officially been 'shelmerdine'd'
shelmerdine by bombasquat September 22, 2010
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Shalomed 

The action of someone, often of Jewish descent, stealing something worth greater than or equal to five US dollars.
The Mass Media: "The results are in... Donald Trump has won the presidential election! Let's have a word with democratic candidate Bernie Sanders."
Sanders: "My nose is feeling especially long today. I haven't seen the results yet, but I believe this means that I've been shalomed."
Shelomi is extracted from the hebrew word “shalomi” meaning peace. Shelomi is a person who respects other people’s thoughts. The ideal person to talk to of your going through a tough time... she’ll help you through. A total romance addict. Will defenitely love you to the moon and back. Pretty damn straightforward.. which gets shelomi’s into trouble. Easy to talk to and has a great sense of humour. And sarcasm on poiint, ready to bitch slap anyone who messes with her or her friends. Get a shelomi in your life pleease!
“babe honestly you deserve so much better, and if he doesn’t understand fund someone who does.”
actually yea...omg your such a shelomi”
shelomi by Pheobe Clarkson January 8, 2018

shellome 

The word that means hello but in a beautiful way. (Gets all the lasses)
Teacher: good morning jimmy
Jimmy: hello
Teacher : good morning cornilius

Cornilius:shellome
shellome by Damandatcan June 7, 2017

Shelovesmichael

Y'all ready know Shelovesmichael
Guy : Hey babe have you been cheating on me?
Girl: Yeah but it was with @shelovesmichael
Guy: Oh that's fine I would too no homo
Shelovesmichael by BoyBoy69 September 11, 2018
Yo Holly, I came back from that shiznit bioch's house last night. She was on the blob so I bent her over and gave myself a shelmet
Shelmet by Nazuro January 27, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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