Shelmet
Yo Holly, I came back from that shiznit bioch's house last night. She was on the blob so I bent her over and gave myself a shelmet
Words you can keep
shelmerdine
when a woman is walking away from consumation with a slight limp or a sore ass she has officially been 'shelmerdine'd'
shelmerdine by bombasquat September 22, 2010
Shelmith
A Shelmith is a female name. Shelmith is generally one of the most beautiful, cutest, genuine girls you will ever meet. She's sweet, kind and loving. She's a good adviser as well. When she's in a relationship, even when nothing seems to work, she always tries to make everything work.
Above all, she's a gem. Be kind to her, love her genuinely, and she'll love you back.
Above all, she's a gem. Be kind to her, love her genuinely, and she'll love you back.
knight's helmet
knight's helmet by Can you WooWooWoo?! May 8, 2022
Bobby's helmet
The penis, and all synonymous terms.
Based upon the marked resemblance between a UK policeman's (Bobby) head-gear and the male bell end or penis tip.
Based upon the marked resemblance between a UK policeman's (Bobby) head-gear and the male bell end or penis tip.
Bobby's helmet by Mark November 24, 2003
Fireman's helmet
Fireman's helmet by Joe71444 January 19, 2011
Wanker's Helmet
After wanking and shooting your load into a tissue, you make the fatal mistake of touching the tissue to your still wet and sticky cock. this causes the tissue to absorb some of your cum and, as wet paper does, separate. On removal of the tissue you may find small scraps still clinging to flesh. These scraps must be removed manually whether at the time of the offense or some time later (when they have gone hard!)
It is a tell tale sign you have been wanking.
It is a tell tale sign you have been wanking.
"Bloody wanker's helmet" he muttered as he picked the wet flecks off his purple bulldog.
After going to the loo back at her place he was horrified to find he had wanker's helmet
After going to the loo back at her place he was horrified to find he had wanker's helmet
Wanker's Helmet by Tatteru May 18, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026