Shelmet

Basically a shitty helmet.

Yo Holly, I came back from that shiznit bioch's house last night. She was on the blob so I bent her over and gave myself a shelmet

by Nazuro January 27, 2009

shelmerdine

a good 'rogering'

when a woman is walking away from consumation with a slight limp or a sore ass she has officially been 'shelmerdine'd'

by bombasquat September 22, 2010

Shelmith

A Shelmith is a female name. Shelmith is generally one of the most beautiful, cutest, genuine girls you will ever meet. She's sweet, kind and loving. She's a good adviser as well. When she's in a relationship, even when nothing seems to work, she always tries to make everything work.

Above all, she's a gem. Be kind to her, love her genuinely, and she'll love you back.

Oh, I love Shelmith so much; she's one of the kindest girls I have met.

by Higuain November 8, 2021

knight's helmet

When you rest your balls on someone's forehead, then run your shaft down the middle of their face.

Cindy was feeling vulnerable and requested the protection of the knight's helmet from Mark.

by Can you WooWooWoo?! May 8, 2022

Bobby's helmet

The penis, and all synonymous terms.
Based upon the marked resemblance between a UK policeman's (Bobby) head-gear and the male bell end or penis tip.

Excuse me, Constable Crisp, but why are you sitting on your sergeant's bobby's helmet!

by Mark November 24, 2003

Fireman's helmet

a penis head. It resembles a fireman's helmet when turned to the side.

I showed my friend my fat fireman's helmet! It was bigger than his!

by Joe71444 January 19, 2011

Wanker's Helmet

After wanking and shooting your load into a tissue, you make the fatal mistake of touching the tissue to your still wet and sticky cock. this causes the tissue to absorb some of your cum and, as wet paper does, separate. On removal of the tissue you may find small scraps still clinging to flesh. These scraps must be removed manually whether at the time of the offense or some time later (when they have gone hard!)
It is a tell tale sign you have been wanking.

"Bloody wanker's helmet" he muttered as he picked the wet flecks off his purple bulldog.

After going to the loo back at her place he was horrified to find he had wanker's helmet

by Tatteru May 18, 2009