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Shalomed 

The action of someone, often of Jewish descent, stealing something worth greater than or equal to five US dollars.
The Mass Media: "The results are in... Donald Trump has won the presidential election! Let's have a word with democratic candidate Bernie Sanders."
Sanders: "My nose is feeling especially long today. I haven't seen the results yet, but I believe this means that I've been shalomed."
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Shalomed 

To leave abruptly, or without notice. Similar in use to 'dipped'.
"Hey have you seen Bode around anywhere?"
"Nah he fuckin Shalomed like an hour ago"
Shalomed by Rattus Cheffus July 12, 2021
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shalomadong 

the jewish term for a mans penis.
Jew 1 “Wow, he has a big penis
Jew 2 “No, in this religion it is called a shalomadong”
Jew 1 “Wow, he has a big shalomadong!”
funny,cool,and fun to hang out with.................wild ,weird at times........loves to talk
a.k.a. taco a.k.a. shalome
shalome by someonewhoisalwaysbored December 17, 2009

Shalomodom 

a Trial Admin that never will get tested
Dude, that guy is such a Shalomodom
Yeah is the owner drunk or something
Shalomodom by Lantek July 18, 2019
Shalome is a very unique name. It also means hello and goodbye. If you are a shalome you like planting, your beautiful smart and a life saver. If you have a person named shalome in you life your lucky
Shes such a shalome! <3
Shalome by Sunny_ July 10, 2020
shalome means goodbye in hebru
bob: i gtg listen to cradle of filth be back later

tommy: ok shalome!
shalome by tuna May 13, 2005