Shalomed

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The action of someone, often of Jewish descent, stealing something worth greater than or equal to five US dollars.

The Mass Media: "The results are in... Donald Trump has won the presidential election! Let's have a word with democratic candidate Bernie Sanders."
Sanders: "My nose is feeling especially long today. I haven't seen the results yet, but I believe this means that I've been shalomed."

Shalomed by Cisco FamssscocThe CIsco May 29, 2018

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Shalomed

To leave abruptly, or without notice. Similar in use to 'dipped'.

"Hey have you seen Bode around anywhere?"
"Nah he fuckin Shalomed like an hour ago"

Shalomed by Rattus Cheffus July 12, 2021

Related Words

Shalomed • shalome • shalomadong • Shalomea • shalomee • Shalomer • Shalomodom • Bitch Shalome • shalom'd • shalom deuce

shalomadong

the jewish term for a mans penis.

Jew 1 “Wow, he has a big penis”
Jew 2 “No, in this religion it is called a shalomadong”
Jew 1 “Wow, he has a big shalomadong!”

shalomadong by shalomadongjackiewilson November 24, 2019

shalome

funny,cool,and fun to hang out with.................wild ,weird at times........loves to talk

a.k.a. taco a.k.a. shalome

shalome by someonewhoisalwaysbored December 17, 2009

Shalomodom

a Trial Admin that never will get tested

Dude, that guy is such a Shalomodom
Yeah is the owner drunk or something

Shalomodom by Lantek July 18, 2019

Shalome

Shalome is a very unique name. It also means hello and goodbye. If you are a shalome you like planting, your beautiful smart and a life saver. If you have a person named shalome in you life your lucky

Shes such a shalome! <3

Shalome by Sunny_ July 10, 2020

shalome

shalome means goodbye in hebru

bob: i gtg listen to cradle of filth be back later

tommy: ok shalome!

shalome by tuna May 13, 2005

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026