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shelationship 

Noun - A non-sexual relationship between two straight females. Generally involving gabbing, talking, whispering, sharing secrets, giggling, expression of feelings, shopping, and copious discussion of shoes and clothes.

Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.

Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".
John "Hey Steve, can you get away from Julie this weekend for some spearfishing?"

Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."

John "Awesome!"
shelationship by MC A.G. August 6, 2010

Shellacking 

The action of annihilating, destroying, or otherwise beating your opponent in an abusive, sadistic, or embarassing manner.
"Wow, the Patriots really got their asses kicked, didn't they?"

"Yep, it was a real shellacking."
Shellacking by zythane47 November 3, 2008
the unjust and repeated awarding of red shells or green shells to a single racer in MarioKart
What a crock, dude, you've gotten 9 shells in a row; this is some unprecendented shellatio.
shellatio by EamonnDeBurca January 30, 2005

Shellacking the shellaleigh 

A humorous synonym for male masturbation.
I hear you couldn't get a date last night so you were Shellacking the shellaleigh insead.
Shellacking the shellaleigh by David February 11, 2005

shellacking 

A severe beating. Oftentimes well deserve. In American politics it happens when the party in power ignores the will of the people or pretends to know how to spend your money better than you do.
My administration really took a shellacking yesterday. Maybe Nancy Pelosi and I didn't communicate our policies clearly enough, or maybe we didn't do enough
shellacking by leo cuban November 6, 2010

shellacking 

Adding the band Shellac to a play-list of someone who would never listen to this noise band from Chicago;especially in Pandora or other online stations using the add variety button to change their musical mix.
I totally Shellacked her Drake mix; she had no idea what that noise was.

I was shellacking everybody's Pandora playlists at work and they were all freaking out over the noise.
shellacking by Chicago Bob September 25, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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