shellaction 

When a politician gets beat badly by an opponent in an election.

It was 2014 shellaction the dems suffered that caused them to rethink their strategy.

shellaction by [e-mail] November 9, 2014

shelationship 

Noun - A non-sexual relationship between two straight females. Generally involving gabbing, talking, whispering, sharing secrets, giggling, expression of feelings, shopping, and copious discussion of shoes and clothes.

Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.

Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".

John "Hey Steve, can you get away from Julie this weekend for some spearfishing?"

Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."

John "Awesome!"

shelationship by MC A.G. August 6, 2010

Shellacking 

The action of annihilating, destroying, or otherwise beating your opponent in an abusive, sadistic, or embarassing manner.

"Wow, the Patriots really got their asses kicked, didn't they?"

"Yep, it was a real shellacking."

Shellacking by zythane47 November 3, 2008

shellatio

the unjust and repeated awarding of red shells or green shells to a single racer in MarioKart

What a crock, dude, you've gotten 9 shells in a row; this is some unprecendented shellatio.

shellatio by EamonnDeBurca January 30, 2005

Shellacking the shellaleigh 

A humorous synonym for male masturbation.

I hear you couldn't get a date last night so you were Shellacking the shellaleigh insead.

Shellacking the shellaleigh by David February 11, 2005

shellacking 

A severe beating. Oftentimes well deserve. In American politics it happens when the party in power ignores the will of the people or pretends to know how to spend your money better than you do.

My administration really took a shellacking yesterday. Maybe Nancy Pelosi and I didn't communicate our policies clearly enough, or maybe we didn't do enough

shellacking by leo cuban November 6, 2010

shellacking 

Adding the band Shellac to a play-list of someone who would never listen to this noise band from Chicago;especially in Pandora or other online stations using the add variety button to change their musical mix.

I totally Shellacked her Drake mix; she had no idea what that noise was.

I was shellacking everybody's Pandora playlists at work and they were all freaking out over the noise.

shellacking by Chicago Bob September 25, 2010