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shellatio by EamonnDeBurca January 30, 2005
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shellatio
Oral sex performed upon a female. Usually used to refer to a recipient who has an enlarged clitoris. Shellatio (pronounced she-latio) is a variation of 'fellatio'. The act itself is more similar to stimulating a male than an average female, hence the similarity in the name.
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shellatio • shelationship • sellatio • shellaction • Shellato • Spellation • Swellations • Shella Toes • Shelltoes • hellatious
Stellato
1. The lowest possible standard for sexual desperation.
2.
a. Abject sexual failure.
b. Fugly.
ORIGIN: (ca. 1975, Long Island, NY, Amer.)
2.
a. Abject sexual failure.
b. Fugly.
ORIGIN: (ca. 1975, Long Island, NY, Amer.)
swallatio
I had been taking ginseng and wheatgrass every day for the last month to increase my load size. Once the bitch went down on my cock, I knew I was in for some good fucking swallatio. I blew a huge load and she swallowed it all! That whore! SBT took it all!
swallatio by RohjaMarmieCheapBrit March 17, 2009
shelationship
Noun - A non-sexual relationship between two straight females. Generally involving gabbing, talking, whispering, sharing secrets, giggling, expression of feelings, shopping, and copious discussion of shoes and clothes.
Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.
Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".
Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.
Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".
John "Hey Steve, can you get away from Julie this weekend for some spearfishing?"
Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."
John "Awesome!"
Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."
John "Awesome!"
shelationship by MC A.G. August 6, 2010
sellvation
Cheap, quick, and/or easy salvation that demands nothing of the believer but a wallet or checkbook, offered by televangelists and others who practice a superficial Frankenfaith
Those evangelicals are masters of sellvation; they market their religiosity well and make a fortune from it.
sellvation by Slackie Onassis June 22, 2007
hellatio
(hel-a'-she-oh)
1. Female to male or male to male oral copulation that is not only unsatisfying, but usually painful and never results in the recipient's ejaculation.
2. Felatio provided by someone unattractive, smelly, or otherwise undesirable to the receiver.
1. Female to male or male to male oral copulation that is not only unsatisfying, but usually painful and never results in the recipient's ejaculation.
2. Felatio provided by someone unattractive, smelly, or otherwise undesirable to the receiver.
Hank tried to smile and moan appreciatively, but the scraping of Heather's teeth along his shaft and the death-grip she had on his balls resulted in the worst hellatio ever.
hellatio by Jestermeister May 2, 2006
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