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A person who is being overly sus and does not fuck.
You're a sheinke one aren't you!
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(n.)

A term used for something that is so dark, dangerous, and complex, that it cannot be explained.
"You mean because of all the deep dark shinkens you're hiding and growing in there."

"Wtf kinda shinken are you trying to teach me now?"

"Ark is just being a little shinken as usual."
shinken by AngelShinken January 3, 2019
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Boner Shrinker 

A woman that is ugly, bitchy, harpy, shrewish, or has any other unattractive characteristic that makes her sexually undesirable to a man. Said of a woman that temporarily kills sexual desire because of physical or personality traits that do not a man want to have her.
Joe: "Kate is a Boner Shrinker."
Alex: "Yeah, she ain't very pretty."
Joe: "Not just that, but she is a complete bitch. That is what I meant."
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Shlinkenminkle

A shlinkenminkle is a bra with the main feature being an ice cream cone to cover each nipple. It can be stuck on or strung together in any way but will always retain the same cone principle.

They are always edible. Always.
Cary is wearing a shlinkenminkle today. She is now even more delicious.

Rip Van Shtinkel 

A Rip Van Shtinkel is when someone farts so badly while they are asleep that the sound and odor wake them up.
Dave pulled off such a bad Rip Van Shtinkel that no only did it wake him up, it also woke up his wife and his two cats.
Rip Van Shtinkel by connorsji December 23, 2009

dink shrinker 

A pair of pajamas so unattractive (for example: baggy flannel pajamas) that they make the male penis shrivel back inside, preventing an erection from occurring.
Yo girl, I was just ready to get my freak on until you changed into those ugly ass dink shrinkers.
dink shrinker by BigAsh&LJ November 8, 2013
A word used to insult somebody when inside a cabin at 2:00 AM.
Guy 1: Shut up Shinkee!
Guy 2: NIGHT PATROL WILL GET ON OUR ASSES AGAIN IF YOU DONT SHUT UP!
Guy 1: Shut up Shinkee!
Guy 2: i can't anymore
Shinkee by Penispickle69420 October 30, 2019
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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