sheinberg

(1) A reference to a person who chronically masturbates. (Also reffered to as "shining the berg")
(2) A term describing a maneuver where one inserts a thumb up their own anus.
(3) A Jew with hairy palms.

see "not straight"

Person 1: "Did you just catch a glimpse of that sheinberg over there?!"
Person 2: "What a stupid jew!"

by This guy November 18, 2003

Steinberg's Law

Steinberg's Law, similar in concept to Bidoof's Law, says that there will never be anything more irritating than seeing a user who claims to be white, tweet out a bad or offensive opinion targeting white people, and then checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “Jewish”.

Guy 1: Yo dude, I read this tweet that white people should just stop existing, yet the person who wrote it says they're white! I just don't get it.

Guy 2: Check their profile.

Guy 1: Why?

Guy 2: Just do it.

Guy 1: Hm.. alright, well, here it says their jewish, and.. Oh, I see.

Guy 2: Yeah, perfect example of Steinberg's Law bro.

by acceptitgoyim May 13, 2020

shitberg

large mounded mass of turd that has so amply filled the toilet that a portion of the turd has risen above toilet water level, with the greater part of its bulk under the water, often inducing pride and relief in the deliverer

Hey everyone, come and take a look at my shitberg!

by Ayj August 1, 2006

shitberg

When a person takes a shit into the toilet in such a way that a piece of the shit sticks out above the water.

We're going to have a contest to see how tall of a shitberg we can coil into the toilet.

by Pacos Bill May 27, 2006

Shitberg

When you dump such a massive deuce that it piles out to the water. The brown tip of the shitberg only hints at the volume of nastiness lurking in the depths.

J- Oh man, I just crapped out a shitberg that could sink the Titanic.

B- I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go! Blahahaha!

by renoryn March 13, 2009

Angry Stenberg

When a female is giving a male a blow job, and you shove a protractor in her ass, and when she reaches down to pull it out, you blow your load in her ear.

My girlfriend and I broke up last night after I suggested an Angry Stenberg. So I hired a hooker and did it to her.

by Willy_The_Pimp January 29, 2007

Shitberg

A single turd of substantial size that pokes out of the water, but has most of its mass underneath the water.

Rob said upon leaving the toilet "I've just laid a shitberg. It was big enough to sink the Titanic!".

by Dangerous dave March 15, 2012