sheetcaking 

Instead of going out and getting involved in potentially violent protests against bigots, find a local Jewish-owned or black-owned bakery, buy a sheet cake with an American flag on it, take it home and eat it. Stuff your feelings down!

“Sheetcaking is a grass-roots movement. Most of the women I know have been doing it once a week since the election.” ~ Tina Fey

sheetcaking by BlindOracle August 19, 2017

sheet caking 

Bingeing on sheet cake or some other extremely sweet, gooey, comfort food to deal with great stress, discomfort, or anger.

Last night, I was so beside myself with anger over politics that I indulged in three hours of sheet caking.

sheet caking by Poor Little Rich Boy August 18, 2017

Shortcaking 

verb. The "act" of lying around listless, hungover, vehemently moaning and groaning after a long night or weekend of heavy drinking and marathon partying.

We left and went to the gig without her, she was full on Shortcaking. She was all Boo Boo Boo about it, so we told her that she could Tag Team DJ with us next time.

Shortcaking by DJ Willow from Paris September 13, 2011

sheet caking 

/ʃi t keɪkɪŋ/ verb

Based on Tina Fey's appearance on the SNL Weekend Update, sheet caking is the act of binging (or engaging in equally indulgent and compulsive behavior) as a way to pretend feeling sorry for yourself is helpful to those with less privilege than you, especially in a politically tense climate. Also used to maintain denial about one's own complacency in the face of political upheaval and the suffering of others.

She was going to use my day off yesterday to get organized, but she read the news on Facebook and ended up sheet caking with pasta and garlic bread the rest of the night.

sheet caking by EweBettawerk September 15, 2017

shitcaking 

to act like an complete idoit, to act like a complete loser, can also be said as a verbto shitcake

Neela stop shitcaking.
John is being such a shitcake.

shitcaking by soccerhoney January 29, 2008

shortcaking 

When you're in between the dating stage and the friends with benefits stage and you occasionally go out on "date-like" events but with no real intention of ever dating the other person

"So what are you and Bob now?" asked Stacey. "Oh, we're shortcaking, cuz you now, i'm not into that dating lifestyle," said Carla.

shortcaking by Glaige July 7, 2015

sleepcaking 

Sleepcaking is the act of baking, retrieving, and consuming cake(s) while in a deep sleep state. Warning signs are, but are not limited to:

Cake in sleep area with no known explanation of how it got there

Frosting on pillow

Excessive weight gain with no visible change in diet

Sleepcaking is rather disturbing for those not acquainted with it

sleepcaking by Lewistron January 14, 2011