verb. The "act" of lying around listless, hungover, vehemently moaning and groaning after a long night or weekend of heavy drinking and marathon partying.
We left and went to the gig without her, she was full on Shortcaking. She was all Boo Boo Boo about it, so we told her that she could Tag Team DJ with us next time.
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"So what are you and Bob now?" asked Stacey. "Oh, we're shortcaking, cuz you now, i'm not into that dating lifestyle," said Carla.
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The prosses in which whipped cream is inserted into one's anus accompanied by chopped strawberries which then are excreted into their partners mouth.
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They share that character flaw of arrogance.
They share that character flaw of arrogance.
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