Instead of going out and getting involved in potentially violent protests against bigots, find a local Jewish-owned or black-owned bakery, buy a sheet cake with an American flag on it, take it home and eat it. Stuff your feelings down!
“Sheetcaking is a grass-roots movement. Most of the women I know have been doing it once a week since the election.” ~ Tina Fey
What Is This Thing?
WITT: See Reddit r/whatisthisthing
When someone thinks it would be fun to take an at-home DNA test, they may be completely shocked to find an NPE: Not Parent Expected.
Julie found out through Ancestry.com that she had an NPE: the man who raised her was not her biological father. Neither of them had any idea. It tore their family apart.
Dream Big Fight Hard
Elizabeth Warren had DBFH in the background during her speech to the Democratic National Convention. I'd never heard that one, so looked up DBFH on Urban Dictionary but no luck. Looked in Twitter comments and someone said it stands for Dream Big Fight Hard. So, I'm adding it to Urban Dictionary. I hope it's true!
Bohemian Butt F*cker
Did you see that car cut me off? I hope that BBF gets cancer
behind-the-scenes
Alan Rickman’s diaries will be published—including "Harry Potter" BTS stories