A speech disorder named after the Baptist minister Alfred
Charles "Al" Sharpton,
Jr. Individuals inflicted with this disorder exhibit the following symptom of utilizing a lexicon consisting of overly complex terminology that is beyond the individual’
s capacity for successful utilization. Often those inflicted with this speech disorder misuse or mispronounce words, resulting in sounding like a complete
dumbass when talking. Sufferers of this disorder are also prone to frequent, incoherent ramblings and word-salads.
The following are examples of Al Sharpton's Disorder:
Rectum – I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment – My parole officer tol’ me if I miss
disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.
Fortify – I axed this ho on
da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”
"All that inside dirty that the IRS i i is doing that she needed to defeat them" -Al Sharpton quote