shardon 

1. ) A slang term used to define the action or sharting oneself in an enclosed area.

2.) A person that attempts to friendzone their best friend, but ends up making out with them anyway

Are you kidding me? That person just shadon'd themself in there.

Did they really hook up? That person is such a shardon

shardon by niggy123321 June 6, 2017

shardon 

An erection one obtains upon learning that an acquaintance has shit in their pants.

Fred Durst: There's one more thing. I get shardons. I get really aroused thinking about boys kind of accidentaly you know.. shitting when they fart.

Dr. Drew: Ok, that's IT. I don't want to help OR know you anymore, Mr. Durst. Get the fuck out of my office! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!

shardon by dadafari October 18, 2009

sharonheit 

The Sharonheit scale is a temperature scale based on one proposed in 2021 by Sharon W. It uses the degree Sharonheit (symbol: °Sheit) as the unit. Several accounts of how she originally defined her scale exist, but the original meme suggests the lower defining point, 8200 °Sheit, was established as the baking temperature of a pumpkin pie that was yeeted into the sun.

The lowest temperature on Sharon’s oven is 8200 degrees Sharonheit.

sharonheit by numeroeins December 9, 2021

ShaRhonda 

Like no other. Beautiful, classy, and sassy. A little stubborn. Slightly crazy. Lifetime friend and partner. U want a Sharhonda on your team.

Sharhonda is worth more than rubies.

ShaRhonda by Who's That Lady December 21, 2016

Sharmone 

I have read a load of rubbish on here about the definition of the word, its not Sharmone, its charmon and is actually Michael Jackson's artistic variation of singing "COME ON". I found this out in 1987 after the Bad single came out. I thought everybody knew this, why post things as a fact when they are completely wrong.

Gonna hurt your mind, don't shoot to kill "Come on, Come on" (Char mon, Char mon). not Sharmone.

Sharmone by Stefan Price. August 29, 2009

Sharon 

Sharon is one of a kind. She can make your mood go to sad and lonely to happy. She can also be a Badass with a sarcastic attitude. Frustrating AF but gets away with everything because she's hot AF. She's an asshole with a heart of gold. she's unforgettable and the coolest girl you'll ever meet. Not to mention how easy it is to get lost in her eyes. She is very trustful and you should be free to tell her any things because she will listen and be there for you. If you get a Sharon never let her go. Even if you get a chance with her don't let her go. You will immediately regret it. You can not compare Sharon to another girl. Sharon is special and one of a kind so don't let her go.

Boy"I really love Sharon and she makes me crazy"
Boys friend "well go and get her and hold her tight"

Sharon by The Way Life Goes December 19, 2017

Sardonicast 

A group consisting of three or more gay men all from differing nationalities.

I went to the beach today and noticed a sardonicast loudly expressing their thoughts of film and television.

Sardonicast by SpencerNolanRice May 16, 2018