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Shape of 

An informal, direct insult targetted toward a member of public deemed unworthy of a chav's approval.
It can also be used as an insult towards other's personal belongings -for example, a bike.

This insult is commonly used by a young, wannabe fighter chav.
Jamie: Seen that lad Oliver? Thinks he can fight.
Liam: Shape of him, spark him, me!

Example 2:

Jamie: Oliver got a new yellow bike. You seen it?
Liam: Shape of it; my Carrera is much better.
Shape of by YungSnowboard May 7, 2018
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Shape of You 

An overplayed song that was made by Ed Sheeran. Although it was made in January, it still plays on radio stations as if it started to get popular yesterday.
I'm in love with the shape of you, we push and pull like a magnet do.

Shape of Hugh

An erotic shape that flows with a sense of ebbs and flow with a sneaky confidence. It was established in 2003, but later developed in the years 2021/2022. Consisting of a slight sexual frustration and “demon mode”. Shape of Hugh on a rugby pitch is a sight to see. However the only thing that can trump it , is the shape of Hugh off the rugby pitch. “Demon mode” is truly activated and anyone that gets in ones way will be spiral kicked to touch or on the flip side get their face sucked off them.
Wow that guys such a shape of hugh, he plays all the rugby

That guy over there must be the shape of hugh he has 4 girls hanging out of him
Shape of Hugh by olivebranch5 April 21, 2022

Shape of Italy 

The passive aggressive way to communicate to your friend in Call of Duty: Rebirth, that you want to “boot” the randoms you found in the LFG(Looking for a Group) section of Xbox.
*Random baits you and then leaves you to die/Throws load out in the wide open*

Trap House Lit: Shape of Italy?
Tex: Yep, shape of Italy

*You’ve been kicked from the party*
Shape of Italy by COD Dictionaries September 12, 2021

I can tell by the shape of your head 

A term used to suggest that someones whole life/personality can be determined merely by their appearance(The shape of their head). This is not alluding to the fact that archeologists actually can determine a lot about someone by the shape of their head; This can be done just by looking at them.
Look at yourself, I can tell by the shape of your head that you are a bitch; everyone can.

the shape of water 

A movie by Guillermo Del Toro, that contrary to popular belief, is not a charming documentary about lakes and other bodies of water, but about fish-monster/human sex.
Person 1: Have you seen The Shape of Water? Person 2: Yeah! It's about lakes, right? Person 1: Nah man, it's just fish sex.
the shape of water by jeh21 March 12, 2018

The Shape Of Punk To Come 

Final album released by harcore heroes Refused.
Unfortunatley,The Shape Of Punk To Come was NOT the shape of punk to come,more the shape of post-hardcore to come.
If everybody had bought Refused instead of Good Charlotte we would live in a better world right now.
Or at least the music would be better.
And I wouldn't have to listen to the all american rejects every time I turn on MTV.
In fact,if Refused had got their way,there wouldn't even BE an MTV any more.
"Holy crap,have you heard The Shape Of Punk To Come?"
"Yes. It's was so good,I was cumming out of my ears."
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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