shankstick

A person who is annoying 99.99% of the time and causes the world to crash all around him or her.

Thanks alot for screwing up my day you fuckin' shankstick.

shankstick by James R January 21, 2004

shamestick 

A stick of butter rolled in sugar and then eaten

You're fat because you love those god damn shamesticks!!

shamestick by FS SMITH February 19, 2009

sacksticker 

n. a very hot day in which your nutsack sticks to your leg.

Man it's a hundred degrees out there, it's a real sacksticker!!!

sacksticker by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2008

shadestick

A person who was once friendly, but became shady.

Franjesscandakiet Edgaphanbridomalay was such a shadestick yesterday.

shadestick by dummb09 February 1, 2010

sackstick 

Sackstick is the adherence of the scrotum to one's thigh. Sackstick occurs when men are physically active or wearing confining pants. We always see women picking at their drawers when the elastic rides up on their asses, but when you see a guy stop and do a double knee bend, he is rectifying a case of Sackstick.

I had been standing in line in the sun for an hour when I noticed I had a gnarly case of Sackstick. Time to detach!

sackstick by Mudknuckle Circus December 18, 2013

shardstick 

A 3 foot line of crystal meth equal to 1 yard.

I did a line earlier, oh my God it was so good, oh wow, I did a line, but not just any line, it was a super long line, it was the length of a shardstick. Is there an ice pick sticking out the back of my head?

shardstick by Texas Beezler August 18, 2014

spunkstick 

The producer of man sap; the pink piston; the location of a man's second brain, or simply wood.

The more generously endowed may prefer to call it the spunk trunk.

Babe, check out how swollen and purple my spunkstick is!!

spunkstick by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007