shagstick

A golf ball retriever used to fashion a 5 foot bong.

"Damn homie, that ShagStick hits like Mohamad Ali on PCP!"

by Bodega! April 12, 2005

shamestick

A stick of butter rolled in sugar and then eaten

You're fat because you love those god damn shamesticks!!

by FS SMITH February 19, 2009

slapsticky

Giving a friend a high five after masturbating into your hand.

Rick: "Sup Johnny?"
*high five*
Rick: "What the fuck is this?"
Johnny: "It's a slapsticky"

by xXxDeathxXx September 22, 2007

banana slapstick

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.

His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

shadestick

A person who was once friendly, but became shady.

Franjesscandakiet Edgaphanbridomalay was such a shadestick yesterday.

by dummb09 February 1, 2010

shardstick

A 3 foot line of crystal meth equal to 1 yard.

I did a line earlier, oh my God it was so good, oh wow, I did a line, but not just any line, it was a super long line, it was the length of a shardstick. Is there an ice pick sticking out the back of my head?

by Texas Beezler August 18, 2014

Shopsticks

Someone who stands still in a store, remaining in the way. One who walks in the door and stops, blocking those following.

I couldn't get down the aisle because of all the shopsticks gabbing.

by Smartycat September 25, 2010